I don’t believe in astrology - August 30, 2018
Hello and welcome to the end of summer. It’s been eventful and horrifying in a lot of ways, and interpreting that horror through the lens of astrology has kept my brain busy enough to blunt some of the pain. Whether or not I believe in astrology (and why would I, really?), it’s useful employment for a nervous mind. And all Geminis have nervous minds, even the rare quiet ones.
Big announcement
Starting in September (which is imminent), I’ll be putting my monthly horoscopes up for sale at the cool price of $5/month or $50/year. That’s the cost of a coffee and a half every 30 days. I don’t know that for sure because I don’t drink coffee. I hate the way it tastes, and I love being tired.
If you become a paying subscriber, you’ll have access to all the free issues plus the following:
Detailed monthly horoscopes (more in-depth than the ones I write for PureWow)
The chance to schedule personal readings (cost will vary depending on the request)
You can click here to sign up, and if you do that now, you’ll begin receiving the premium goods this September 1. If you want to pay but can’t afford it, email me, and we’ll work something out.
For those who want to stick around for the free issues, I’m happy to have you, and you don’t have to do anything. You will automatically receive:
Updates on major events (retrogrades, full moons, etc.)
Analysis of key concepts (rising signs, houses, elements, polarity, aspects, etc.)
Profiles of signs
Dates when the moon is void of course
Links to whatever I like that might be relevant
My signature wit
Either way, you’re getting a good newsletter, but the monthlies will be worth paying for. I don’t know why, but they are accurate. Because astrology is real and I believe in it, for some reason.
What else?
I met some of you at the PureWow party in the Hamptons (hi!), and check out this action shot of me channeling cosmic wisdom for one of the attendees. I look like a genius.
Thank you for reading, and see you soon.
Yours in disbelief,
Kiki