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The Fallies 🍃🍂🍁
There should be awards for seasons this horrid
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August 2023

Where has all the panzanella gone? 🍅
Sung to the tune of Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
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April 2021

A tick-tock of this Scorpio full moon
In a fallow period but felt compelled to share this
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February 2021

The Valentine's Day Episode 💖
The only holiday that matters to me ❄
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The lies we tell our peers
Happy Groundhog Day
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August 2020

The Virgos are here 🌾
And they're already complaining
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Horoscopes and a correction 😯
First time ever admitting a mistake. It was cool!
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Love you to the moon and to Saturn 💫
Wet pussy, folklore, astrology 💦🌲✨
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April 2020

Astrology without the virus 😷
We're alone in the universe 👽
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January 2020

Too scared to be an Aquar
🌎👽💦☁🏺♒
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November 2019

This new moon is huge 🌑
And it wants you to get everything 💖
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A full moon that will actually satisfy you
It wouldn't be Taurus if it weren't decadent... 🥧
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